Vocabulary test for liberals?

The Arizona Cardinals fan was intoxicated and the anger of them losing exacerbated his drunken condition. He misperceived the joking manner of the Packer fan's teasing as bloviation, and started shouting at her. He perpetuated his situation for the worse by talking back to the nearly police officer, thereby getting him arrested for disorderly conduct. The charges were mitigated to a lower offense after he pleaded guilty, making his sentence community service six months hence.